Don't Understand the Rage Over "Housewives of Beverly Hills"?

 

Hmmm - go shopping at Target.
You'll understand then.

We're actually TRAINING little girls to be them now.

Don't Know Which Came First?

Well, here it is in living color.  The chicken guy will get on the bus before Humpty Dumpty.

And the poor guy in between them ?  I'm afraid that's anyone's guess.

Man With Painter's Pole . . .

. . . following Inspector Clouseau.

Exactly who determines that a 5' long yellow extension pole is a "safe item" on a plane?

But my chapstick might be explosive?

It Occurred to Me . . .

. . . I thought I had seen yesterday's subject before.  Of course!  It was his Halloween costume that was undeniably him.

Thanksgiving DON'T . . .

. . . this mat will certainly set the tone & make your holiday guests think twice before venturing in your home.

DON'T Parade Your Odd Obsessions . . .

. . . that lingering childhood attraction to Miss Piggy can appear a bit grim past a certain age.  And making her into a Baby Nurse doesn't make it any less creepy.

Sports Fan DON'T . . .

. . .using your child as a living facsimile of a trophy may seem to be cute at first.  but it's not so funny of someone shoots a hockey puck into the poor critter's chubbly little face.

Not to mention the poor child being scarred for life for that Hallowwen when Dad dressed him up like some neglected tin pan of Jiffy Pop.

Navy Pier . . . Family Fun . . .

. . . oops.  Someone's going to lose their job over that.

Sesame Street Meets Halsted Street . . .

. . . and while cute a first glance, you just know there's suppressed issues going on here. 

However - very creative Bert & Oscar!

There's No Exageration There . . .

. . . none at all.   Right.  Did he think it was April Fool's Day or is he just masquerading as an online profile?

Is This Really Necessary . . .

. . . masquerading as a top, isn't it obvious?

Notice the "six shooters", love the orange & white grips.

No Wonder Women Fear Her . . .

. . . I would fear this coming at me, too.

Airport Celebrities . . .

. . . we're obviously in the presence of greatness here . . .  if only in HIS mind.

Meanwhile, his Personal Assistant is getting his only meal of the day.

Religion Today . . .

. . . just what is it they are worshipping?  An ATM?  Seriously?!

L.A. Attractions . . .

. . . when Hollywood's obsession with weight killed the donut demand, Randy got more creative.

Black Tights are Black Frights . . .

. . . is that electrical tape mummifying her legs?  However, you have to love the attitude as she struts.

As We Close Another Chicago Summer . . .

. . . many thanks to all of the wonderful DailyDON'T subjects this season.  But never fear - Fashion Weak is only 3 days away.

Happy Labor Day!