Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Se Soir?

Oh yeah baby!

If you're going to dress like Moulin Rouge, you need to own it.   Done.

The Kilt . . .

. . . is killing me AND fashion.

But he did put the whole look together, he deserves that credit.

Just Too Cute . . .

. . . he may not be able to save you from being trapped in an avalanche, but at least he has the all important keg!

The Devil Bares Nada

Good quality design, attention to detail and wow - nice trident there, Satan.  But, tell Richard I saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the Chicago police troopers and they're all so deeply unattractive.

Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, Chicago policeman? Am I reaching for the stars here?

Hmmm . . . Not really.

Mrs. Lovett's Cupcake Shoppe

I'd stay away from the Red Velvet cupcakes, if I were you.  Who knows WHO is in them?!

Truth in Advertising

Apparently, they are.

Tequila - not just making your clothes fall off anymore.

Then THIS Little Pumpkin . . .

. . .puked his guts out.  Literally.

R.I.P. Punkin' Head

Then This Little Pumpkin said . . .

"Hey, this looked just like tequila - except for that little skull and cross-bones on the bottle."

This Little Pumpkin said. . .

"Let's drink Tequila for Halloween!"