Perhaps He Was Late for Dinner . . .

. . . but he missed the wardrobe ship that sailed without him entirely.

Biker Chick Corner . . .

. . . it was a busy, high traffic day.

So Confused . . .

. . . and I mean me.  Ummm - her.  Uhhh - him?

Well - I just don't know anymore.

It Was Only a Matter of Time . . .

. . . before paper shredders became a popular fashion house tool.

There's just a whole bunch of hot messes here.

They Call Him Mellow Yellow . . .

Is That a Big Banana Behind You . . .

. . . or are you just glad to see me?

Too bad the feeling isn't mutual.

"I'm Your Private Dancer . . .

. . . a dancer for money,
and any old music will do."

Apparently any old hair color will do, too.

Do These Socks Make My Butt Look Big?

Yes.
And so do those shorts.
And the wide black band on your tube top.
And those underlying magenta streaks in your hair direct everyone's eye to it immediately.

The Abominable Snow Woman . . .

. . . if she shaved everything but her head & calves.

For God's sake - it's a hot June day, woman!!!   I need a shower after seeing that.

Say "Hello Kitty" . . .

. . . but if the tail is all that's left, maybe it's more accurate to say Goodbye Kitty?

Either way, say goodbye to my lunch.  Ack.

Biker Wannabes . . .

. . . are so interesting.  What goes through their mind each day as they dress?

• 
  
  "It's warm outside - so a pony tail is cooler with my red bandana."
• 
  
  "My wallet with the heavy chain is too cumbersome, so I'll use this lightweight decorative one."
• 
  
  "I scuffed my good biker boots with that darn bike chain last time, so tennis shoes it is."
• 
  
  "Dang - my jeans shrank.  I'll just roll them up - OH! - and they show off my tattoo - yeah that's good!"

A Trip to City Hall . . .

. . . is always an adventure.  Who knew Elton John would be there?!