Jersey Shores is Big on the Runway . . .

. . . too bad they took a wrong turn & ended up in Chicago.

His t-shirt is bigger than her whole dress!

They're Sure to Win . . .

. . . the Wet T-Shirt/Short Shorts Contest.

Back to School . . .

. . . but poor little Gloria was just so much taller than the other children on the playground.

Briefs or Boxers?

In this case, neither is a good choice.

Celine Dion, Eat Your Heart Out

DailyDON'T No. 1 - Never allow touristy restaurants to make a fool of you.  They get more enjoyment out of making fun of you than you could ever have yourself.

DailyDON'T No. 2:  Learn how to wear a lobster bib without showing your vast cleavage.  Unless you like your breasts smelling like the Chicago River later.

DailyDON'T No. 3:  Unless you are breaking into the "world's oldest profession", avoid this type of advertising on your person.

T-Shirts for Jesus . . .

. . . I hope they have the latest Lady Gaga t-shirt, though.