Be Gone . . .

. . . before someone drops a house on YOU!

This didn't occur to her when she decided the red & white stripe stockings were a good idea?

Fashion Duo . . .

. . . needs a fashion do over.

They're Just Plaid About Each Other

Where to begin?

. . . oh wait,  I have it . . .  how about just - NO.  NOT EVER.

Soccer Mom Wins Millions in Lottery!

. . . but maintains her lack of fashion sense.

These Boots Are Made for Walkin' . . .

. . . but I have no idea what that skirt was made for.  Not her, that's for sure.

Fashion Intervention

Woman in Black is stabilizing the poor victim while the Woman in Blue calls for back-up.

He's not getting it yet.

Excuse me - it's only October 10th . . .

. . . not October 31st.

Daily DOUBLE-DON'T*

• Never let your friends know you aren't wearing underwear at a street festival.

• Never wear shoes made by Lincoln Logs.