*Dash Observes Needless Tragedies...
simply intended to observe, entertain and even make us each
think a little more. No offense intended to anyone, but we could all benefit from a little extra thought . . . and perhaps a mirror next to the front door.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Then This Little Pumpkin said . . .
"Hey, this looked just like tequila - except for that little skull and cross-bones on the bottle."
Get your scummy hands off me! Look, I've been straight with you since the first day I got here, and I've put up with all of your pinchin' and starin' and chasin' me around the pumpkin patch because I need this job. But this is the last straw! Look, I've got a knife out there in my purse. Up 'til now I've been forgivin' & forgettin' cuz that's the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you EVER say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna GET that knife of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a pumpkin to a jack-o-lantern in one swipe! AND DON'T THINK I CAN'T DO IT!
I'm no fool. I killed the pumpkin, you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?
ReplyDeleteyou grabbed the wrong body and all you can say is, "I must have made a mistake!"
ReplyDeletewill you two shut up and help me think, where can we get our hands on some cement, they can't do an autopsy if they don't have a body....
Get your scummy hands off me! Look, I've been straight with you since the first day I got here, and I've put up with all of your pinchin' and starin' and chasin' me around the pumpkin patch because I need this job. But this is the last straw! Look, I've got a knife out there in my purse. Up 'til now I've been forgivin' & forgettin' cuz that's the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you EVER say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna GET that knife of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a pumpkin to a jack-o-lantern in one swipe! AND DON'T THINK I CAN'T DO IT!
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeletewell said, and high time someone said it!