Things To Do Today . . .

• don't forget to grab sunglasses.  Check.
• go shopping.  Check.
• call Tommy to see what he's wearing.   Ooops.

It was cute when you were 5.

DON'T Let Your Friends . . .

. . . groom drunk.  Especially when they're grooming you.

And Talking About Casting Calls . . .

. . . are they re-making Moulin Rouge already?

Someone get her a feather headdress - QUICK!

Please Tell Me . . .

. . . there's an audition for Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Please.

Because that's the one & only time that outfit even came close to working.

. . . and Apparently They Are Right!

. . . a match made in EL.

They Say There's a Match for Everyone . . .

. . . but you see some distinct challenges in the subway.

Love Your Hair, Hope it Wins . . .

. . . nice French Twist . . .











. . . dude.

Some Days She Just Doesn't Know if She's Coming or Going . . .

. . . and if it wasn't for her "do", neither would you.

Yes, Mommy Dearest . . .

. . . you're little pooch is sneaking a peek and thinking - "Leave it to you to know where to find the boys AND the booze."

They Call Him Mellow Yellow . . .

The Hick-sey Chicks . . .

. . . hit the big city.  yee haw.

Runnin' from The Big Gun . . .

. . . I like to think he is an undercover Fashion Police Officer just doing his job:  ejecting offenders from public events.

WARNING: Objects May Be Larger Than They Appear . . .

. . . will SOMEONE please buy them a rear view mirror?

Buckle Up, Buttercup . . .

. . . she's not so thrilled to be seen with you posing like a runway victim.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy . . .

. . . ended far too soon.  Where oh where are you now, Fab 5?

What I Love About Toupees . . .

. . . besides being reversible - absolutely nothing.

. . . Gone Bad

. . .but she's no Julia Roberts, either.

Street Deal . . .

. . . but he's no Richard Geer.

Per Reader Request . . .

. . . the only other angle available.  This was a reader sighting & submission.

Where Do I Begin . . .

. . . to tell the story of how great blind a love can be? 

Seriously?  One of them couldn't see that there were bad ideas going on here?

Hello - tramp stamp & hot pink bikini?  O'Hare has dimmer landing signals!

They're Sure to Win . . .

. . . the Wet T-Shirt/Short Shorts Contest.

He Feels Pretty . . .

. . . oh so pretty,
with his titty
just flopping around.

Such a pity
in the city,
that we could not have been out of town.

Speechless . . .

. . . and apparently so was his Mirror on the Wall.   Pity.

Is That a Big Banana Behind You . . .

. . . or are you just glad to see me?

Too bad the feeling isn't mutual.

Baby BOOM BOOM . . .

. . . has a thoughtful Mommy & Daddy to protect the little tyke from the street noise.  But - I bet they also make him sleep in the darn things so he doesn't hear their BOOM BOOM at night.

Celebrity Sighting . . .

. . . was that Seigfreid & Roy?!  Roy chunked up a bit, eh?

The Pattern Posse . . .

. . . was just way too much on the eyes.

Wilted Lettuce . . .

. . . may be fine in a dish, but not on the hips.

"I'm Your Private Dancer . . .

. . . a dancer for money,
and any old music will do."

Apparently any old hair color will do, too.

Parade Dress . . .

. . . no one told her it was a casual affair?  Looks like Kimora Simmons?

On Safari . . .

. . . and I think he should use those maps.  He may have gotten just a bit off course?

"Blush & Bashful"

. . . one is much darker than the other, but pink is their signature color.