Runnin' from The Big Gun . . .

. . . I like to think he is an undercover Fashion Police Officer just doing his job:  ejecting offenders from public events.

. . . Gone Bad

. . .but she's no Julia Roberts, either.

Street Deal . . .

. . . but he's no Richard Geer.

Baby BOOM BOOM . . .

. . . has a thoughtful Mommy & Daddy to protect the little tyke from the street noise.  But - I bet they also make him sleep in the darn things so he doesn't hear their BOOM BOOM at night.

Celebrity Sighting . . .

. . . was that Seigfreid & Roy?!  Roy chunked up a bit, eh?

On Safari . . .

. . . and I think he should use those maps.  He may have gotten just a bit off course?

"Blush & Bashful"

. . . one is much darker than the other, but pink is their signature color.

Just a Sunday Kind of Day

Too cute to pass up, but how can that litle guy sleep through all of that racket?

A Trip to City Hall . . .

. . . is always an adventure.  Who knew Elton John would be there?!

Love the Green Chain Link . . .

. . .  but for all etermity?  I think not.

Doors Open on the Left at Sea World

Pray for Parking . . .

. . . has become SO much more literal, it seems.

Thump Thump Thump . . .

. . . another shoe bites the dust . . . 

Thump Thump Thump

and another one's down, another shoe bites the dust.

(I have yet to understand exactly how this happens.)

Bumble, the Abominable Snow Monster. . .

. . . takes a Holiday on the El.

Big man...huge.  HUGE.

(and so was his hair.)

Wide Hogs

By all means, take up enough seats for six people, let your belly hang out and snore like grizzly bear with a sinus condition.  Just what everyone else in the terminal wants to see at 5:30 in the morning.

First Sign of Spring?

"They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple, but man I ain't going for that.  I know it was her pink Cadillac."

Now-a-days it Mary Kay doing the tempting.   I'll pass.

Prince of Tide

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Lots of Information . . .

. . . but the fine print worries me.

"We Reload..."

Does that mean if you are dumb enough to solicit them and they miss you with the first shot - they're sure to hit you with the next round?

If You See This Shirt . . .

. . . DON'T ask to see the front.  What this guy has to tell you isn't nice!

Are rude & obscene shirts really necessary?

Big Hat, No Cattle . . .

. . . or so I've been told.