Sunday, January 31, 2010

It's Hard When Beloved Fido Goes . . .


. . . but you've got to let go and DON'T drag him around town!

NOTICE:  No animals were harmed in the taking of this photo.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

The 5 Second Rule . . .

. . . these are a LOT of decisions to make within those infamous 5 seconds!

Friday, January 29, 2010

DailyDON'T Weekend Tip . . .

. . . paused to watch this sleeveless man with groceries cross the street in 10 degree weather at 2pm and walk right into Kit Kat Lounge & Supper Club.

Kitchen staff?  Ummm . . . I wouldn't eat there.  Who knows if he puts on a shirt or just loses the cut-off hoodie?

Waiter, is that pit hair in my soup?

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Love Bites . . .


. . . when the one on the right is head-over-heals-Lady-GaGa for the jackass on the left.

Love is blind.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Not an Accurate Representation of . . . WHAT?!


Not an accurate representation of good taste, either!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

This is So DON'T . . .


. . . it's almost a DO!

Monday, January 25, 2010

This is What Happens When . . .


. . . you let the women at the party play with your wooden blocks.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Friar Tuck's is Becoming a Favorite . . .


. . . it's Sunday morning - did YOU pass by this sign today?

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Saturday Morning Pancakes . . . Mmmmmmm


A nice idea, until you read the Perfect Pancake directions. 


excerpt:
". . . CAUTION: Please keep pet birds out of kitchen.  Birds respiratory systems are sensative to many fumes, including the fumes from extremely overheated nonstick pans."


Seriously?!   Birds???  What about the recipe on page 7 for "Chick In a Basket 1-2-3" ?  How does that work?

Friday, January 22, 2010

Don't Cry for Them, Argentina



Is the touring company of Evita back in town for another run?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Is that . . .



. . . Fidel Castro?!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The Lady in Shreds


Good thing the jeans were high waisted.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dirty Dancin' . . .


. . . leads to fallin' pantsin'.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Good to know he supports something . . .


. . . wonder if his wife knows?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Where was THIS shot in December???


It could have been a good "12 DON'TS of Christmas" . . .

Four Golden Cheeks?
Threeway A-Searching?
Two Girdled Butts?

or just "A Hot Mess in a Walmart"?

Friday, January 15, 2010

In THIS Neighborhood?



. . . are they kidding?!  Perhaps that's why the need for the armoured car.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

It's Good to be the Police!


Is there such a thing as a Citizen's Ticket?!?!?   Grrrrr.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Another Good Reason to Have a Dog . . .


. . . when a pooch goes sniffing for the jacket instead of the butt you know something is up.  HEY, I think there must be a Krispy Kreme in his pocket!

Monday, January 11, 2010

I'm Sticking with This Guy . . .


. . . I'm all about a Krispy Kreme Challenge.  It's something in which I can excel!!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Too bad buildings don't have mirrors . . .



. . . or it might have seen how much it over-accessorized for the holidays.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Funny Sign . . .


. . . but it might be just the place for the next 36 hours.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Time to go . . .


. . . it's over.  Really.  Take them down now.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Sex Sells . . .


. . . or are they selling sex?  Hard to tell.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Surround Yourself With Fashionable Friends



Chipotle Man on the left, Sloppy Joe on the right . . . who's hungry?

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Saturday, January 2, 2010

There's Got to Be a Morning After . . .


Just waiting for Shelley Winters to swim by.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Jeremiah Johnson Joyous for Perrier Jouet?


Even the mountain men like a little bubbly on New Year's Eve.