It's Never Too Late . . .

. . . for Chicago Police to track you down.

"Sir, your tail light is flashing.  Maybe you have a short in your trunk."

Cruising for Love?

Date:  Saturday, February 13th
Time:  11:51am
Scene:

• Cruiser #1 is parked at scene.
• Cruiser #2 speeds through intersection, careening into No Parking Zone.

(Tension rises on the street as the action continues. . .)

• Male Officer leaps from Cruiser 2 and stealthly moves forward.
• Female Officer leaves Cruiser 1 and struts to sidewalk, meeting Officer 2.

Just as the air thickens to peak levels in anticipation of the take-down. . . the Officers smile, clasp hands and duck into the cafe for a lover's lunch!   Love knows no laws.

It's Good to be the Police!

Is there such a thing as a Citizen's Ticket?!?!?   Grrrrr.

Wouldn't it be funny if . . .

. . . this owner woke up to find the City Trash Collectors thought this was his garbage?

Mixed Messages?

How many signs & mixed messages can YOU find in this shot? Ooops - I think there might be a pedestrian under that truck?

A Mayor DaleyDON'T

Poor parking meter preparing to join the homeless.

Big Brother is Paranoid

How many "safety" cams does the city need on their own vans? Creepy.

Restaurant innovation...

...putting the menu on the server's t-shirt? "eat me, i'm organic"

anyone wanna taste?

A B C...easy as 1 2 3...

but maybe not so easy for the CTA?

And we wonder how they can be out of money?

(this is welded into the steel...not graffiti)