DON'T You Just Love . . .

. . . the festive, mixed use of farm machinery in the rural midwest?
(I'll buy a drink for the first person who can identify this piece of equipment.)

Just Too Cute . . .

. . . he may not be able to save you from being trapped in an avalanche, but at least he has the all important keg!

Daily DON'T Litter

There are some odd things found on Chicago streets . . . but a leftover tail from Halloween?

Daily DON'T Litter

Someone is going to freak out when they can't find the remote.

Yes Virgina, Santa Claus Has Lost His Mind

Target opens at 5am Friday morning.

K Mart opens at 4am Friday morning.

Walmart opens at 6am on THANKSGIVING (you know - the holiday) and remains open constantly until Friday night.



Now why would the rest of the world consider the U.S. to be greedy, materialistic, selfish, egotistical and to have lost all sense of priority and decency?

Do These Pants Make My Butt Look Big?

Run Red Racer, Run!

Soccer Mom Wins Millions in Lottery!

. . . but maintains her lack of fashion sense.

Red Eye Meets His Long Lost Brother, Red Stripe

All About Aveda

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy makeover.

Delta Dawn, What's That Flower You Have On?

These Boots Are Made for Walkin' . . .

. . . but I have no idea what that skirt was made for.  Not her, that's for sure.

Which way to Woodstock, Man?

Holy Jimi Hendrix.

You know it's a tough economy when . . .

. . . the sale banners start popping up all over the hood.






But this is a little too much "sharing" for me.

As They Say . . .

. . . opposites attract.  No, it's not his daughter, it's his date.  Trust me, I saw the kiss.

Brought to you in Living Technicolor . . .

Two overflowing flip flops, granny's skirt, fuzzy sweater, fur-trimmed coat with her mini-tweed hon.

Climbing the Corporate Ladder . . .

. . . or just stealing it?

Fashion Intervention

Woman in Black is stabilizing the poor victim while the Woman in Blue calls for back-up.

He's not getting it yet.

Next stop . . . Pookieville.

Doors open on nauseating at Pookieville.

Baby it's Cold Outside . . .

. . . so stop shivering and bitching about how cold it is to whomever you were yapping to on your cell phone and put on some damn PANTS, would ya?

The Devil Bares Nada

Good quality design, attention to detail and wow - nice trident there, Satan.  But, tell Richard I saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the Chicago police troopers and they're all so deeply unattractive.

Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, Chicago policeman? Am I reaching for the stars here?

Hmmm . . . Not really.

Severe Issues: One More Pumpkin Tale

The brutal, senseless murder of an innocent pumpkin. . . this carver has some serious "Jack The Ripper Meets Norman Bates" issues.




And THIS carver. . . while talented in the creative process and his use of materials. . . has a quite different set of "issues".

Hannah Montana

Who else but a visitor from Montana would own a coat made from a blanket?

STRIKE?

XL Golf sweater, running pants and beer from the can.  Who says an evening at the neighborhood lanes isn't glamorous?

Come on, Vogue!

Who knew Madonna was so tall?

And in the Center Ring . . .

, , , Margaret Cho with . . .umm, what exactly IS that costume?

Momma Don't Let You Babies Grow Up . . .

. . .to be Cowboy Divas.