Charles Dickens is Alive & Well . . .

. . . and flying in & out of St. Louis?!

Trifecta: Frumpy Fashion

. . . it's always nice to have that little touch of pink from head to toe.  And shoulder seams down to your armpits & shirt tails down to your thighs confidently say "I'm a slouch".

Biker Wannabes . . .

. . . are so interesting.  What goes through their mind each day as they dress?

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  "It's warm outside - so a pony tail is cooler with my red bandana."
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  "My wallet with the heavy chain is too cumbersome, so I'll use this lightweight decorative one."
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  "I scuffed my good biker boots with that darn bike chain last time, so tennis shoes it is."
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  "Dang - my jeans shrank.  I'll just roll them up - OH! - and they show off my tattoo - yeah that's good!"

Celine Dion, Eat Your Heart Out

DailyDON'T No. 1 - Never allow touristy restaurants to make a fool of you.  They get more enjoyment out of making fun of you than you could ever have yourself.

DailyDON'T No. 2:  Learn how to wear a lobster bib without showing your vast cleavage.  Unless you like your breasts smelling like the Chicago River later.

DailyDON'T No. 3:  Unless you are breaking into the "world's oldest profession", avoid this type of advertising on your person.

Two Falling Boobs . . .

That's not the way to get on Santa's "nice" list.

Where to begin?

. . . oh wait,  I have it . . .  how about just - NO.  NOT EVER.

Soccer Mom Wins Millions in Lottery!

. . . but maintains her lack of fashion sense.

Come on, Vogue!

Who knew Madonna was so tall?

And in the Center Ring . . .

, , , Margaret Cho with . . .umm, what exactly IS that costume?

HEY! Has anybody seen my butt?!

If he'd only looked in the mirror before he left, he might have realized spending less time with accessories allows him to remember the important things.

Excuse me - it's only October 10th . . .

. . . not October 31st.

Busted by the baby . . .

. . . Dad is wearing his daughter like a bad accessory, Mom's shorts are WAY too short, and yet they still hog the sidewalk with that stroller filled with junk.  Where do they think they are, WalMart?

Move Away from the Affy Tapples

before someone notices you stole the striped awning.

No Turn on Red . . .

. . . and there's a good reason for that law . . .

. . . too bad he broke it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy . . .

Hats by Jim Henson, the early years.

Mirror, mirror on the wall . . . sigh