You put rat poison in the baby's bottle?!?!

Well, it looked just like Skinny & Sweet. . . except for the little skull and cross bones on the baby.

Now boarding for Hooterville

Skimpy clothes + big girl = DON'T

(I've spared you the shot when she bent over.  Oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling.)

Wouldn't it be funny if . . .

. . . this owner woke up to find the City Trash Collectors thought this was his garbage?

I've had some bad starts . . .

. . . but this is one rough morning!

DON'T* You Love . . .

. . . receiving a totally unsolicited compliment from a complete stranger on the street when you're having a kind of tough day? It's great - until you get home, open your mailbox & find a personally addressed invitation to a new retirement home. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

No Turn on Red . . .

. . . and there's a good reason for that law . . .

. . . too bad he broke it.

I'll be Back to Pick Ya' Up Later!

Wasn't it aleady later?

Leopard, leopard everywhere . . .

. . . and not a thing to wear.

• leopard belt? check.
• leopard flip-flops? check.
• leopard umbrella? check.

But exactly what did he just do with that umbrella? Bludgeon someone?!

Remember DoodleArt Posters from the 70's?

Well, here is the 21st Century version...LIVE.

Someone call Sharpie - we're gonna need more markers in here!