Pick One . . .

. . . I dare you.

Betty White is in the Area . . .

. . . and as summery as a bumble bee!

When Cartoons Come to Life . . .

. . . is that a bathroom matt around your shoulders, or are you a Super Hero in Training?

Hey little Orphan Annie - love the new hair color, how about a dress in grown-up girl sizes now?

The Count of Monte Crisco

He just looked a little greasy.

His Mirror, Mirror on the Wall . . .

. . . suffers from severe schizophrenia.

I'll be Back to Pick Ya' Up Later!

Wasn't it aleady later?

Super Hero Footwear Closeouts . . .

. . . now on clearance at DSW.

Daily DOUBLE-DON'T*

• Never let your friends know you aren't wearing underwear at a street festival.

• Never wear shoes made by Lincoln Logs.

Twisted Sister

It's all fun & games . . . until Big Sis can't get up.

Hard times for everyone . . .

. . . but when you risk losing your pants, make sure you're not wearing your granny's panties.

911? Someone stole my pants!

Obviously someone stole his brain, too.

Mirror, mirror on the wall . . . sigh

Celebrity Siting

Anna Nicole Smith is not gone . . . but most of her tee shirt is.

Ready to go Barney? Let's see...

Tight lace-up trunks? check.

String waist wallet? check.

Heavy boots? check.

Camera? check.

Dressing our age? . . .ooops.

Pretty in Plaid

Shopping for some bling to complete the look. What would Jen Lancaster choose...pearls?

FIRE!

Oh wait, that's just his hair. But why?

And scarier than that? The patch on his shoulder "Murder Junkies". I hope that's a band.

The Old Twinks Home?

. . . just DON'T.

Leopard, leopard everywhere . . .

. . . and not a thing to wear.

• leopard belt? check.
• leopard flip-flops? check.
• leopard umbrella? check.

But exactly what did he just do with that umbrella? Bludgeon someone?!

Little Shelby's Entourage

per request . . here's the whole street-clogging, self absorbed, ear splitting scene.

Their chatter, screeching & wails pierced through the heaviest of dance beats.

Exactly when do you decide small children & a stroller are a good idea?

Drink your juice, Shelby

. . . then you can have some of Mommy's cigarette.