Holiday Singing DON'T . .

. . . when preparing to Fa La La during ANY holiday season, it's generally wise NOT to dye your hair to match the signature holiday color.

Holy Hair, Batman!

The giant "Big Boy" swoop is over.

Dreading Those Dreds . . .

. . . whne they come down off that head.  Eeeiiiwwww.

Charles Dickens is Alive & Well . . .

. . . and flying in & out of St. Louis?!

Love Your Hair, Hope it Wins . . .

. . . nice French Twist . . .











. . . dude.

What I Love About Toupees . . .

. . . besides being reversible - absolutely nothing.

Clueless in Chicago . . .

. . . Blonde Jovi should give it up.

Hot Mess Trifecta . . .

Will someone PLEASE buy these people mirrors?

Three Strikes, You're Out . . .

Skin tight nlyon running shorts when you haven't run further than to the nearest bar.
Strike One.

Wearing your leather harness and jock under tiht clothing.  Strike Two.

Having your buzzed hair dyed in a bear claw with claw marks.  Strike Three.

You're OUT.

The Three Shades of Steve . . .

. . . couldn't make up his mind?

Celebrity Sighting . . .

. . . Greg Brady really needs to stop using the Jheri Curl.

Hot Mess Zone: Right Turn Only

At least he will be out of sight.

Dr. Suess on the Loose . . .

. . . what's up with the giant stripes & plaids?

That 70's Show . . .Live

ZOINKS!

Dr. Seuss on the Loose

Thing 1 or Thing 2?
Maybe Cindi-Loo Who?
Those stripes made me dizzy
And her hair was quite frizzy
When she pulled off that Who Hat,
She wasn't all that.

She was out for a Who bash,
after dining on Who Hash
But she'll just have to crash
'Cuz she lost her Who cash.

Where to begin?

. . . oh wait,  I have it . . .  how about just - NO.  NOT EVER.

OMG - BUSTED!

Thank goodness someone called the hair police on Mr. Big Boy hair flip.  He looks shocked - quick, get him a mirror.

Hair Raising Politics

Would it be too much to ask for a current Chicago, or even Illinois, politician to have something even remotely resembling decent hair?  Are we doomed to the Blagojevich-tress-mess as well as corruption? 

Soccer Mom Wins Millions in Lottery!

. . . but maintains her lack of fashion sense.

Come on, Vogue!

Who knew Madonna was so tall?