Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!" . . .

. . . cuz my shorts are cutting off circulation to the rest of my body!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Hot Mess Trifecta . . .

Will someone PLEASE buy these people mirrors?

Monday, June 28, 2010

When Cartoons Come to Life . . .

. . . is that a bathroom matt around your shoulders, or are you a Super Hero in Training?

Hey little Orphan Annie - love the new hair color, how about a dress in grown-up girl sizes now?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Like Father, Like Son . . .

. . . and nothing guarantees that more than inbreeding.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Return of the Sidewalk Hogs!

Summer in the city brings many wonderful things.  These, however, are among the pesks that also crawl out of their slovenly selfish holes each summer season.

"Oh yes, we're important enough to slowly stroll, take the entire sidewalk and not be concerned with any other being on the planet."

Friday, June 25, 2010

Komedy Klub Katastrophe . . .

. . . Katie the Komic (center) just knows she's going to kill 'em with her krazy routine.  Little did she know she already killed us with that katastrophic kollection she's wearing.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Showdown at the Country Corral . . .

. . . you just know there is one big, glistening, greasy cold onion ring left on the plate in the center of the table.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Up on the Rooftop . . .

. . . uh . . . that's no reindeer pause.  Someone should invent mirrors with age detection capabilities.

"You are too old to wear a bikini."

And can you mix & match sizes when buying a two-piece swim suit?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I don't know what this game was . . .

. . . but this did catch attention from several people a they passed by.

Monday, June 21, 2010

He Just Washed His Hair . . .


. . . and it must have stretched out, because it no longer fits his head.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Layers and Layers . . .

. . . of straps & straps.  Which will give way first - a strap or the comb that's straining against those wild curls?

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Old Dog, New Tricks . . .

. . . or is it New Tricks, Old Dogs?

If it wasn't a fund raising effort, I'd say "think before you strip".

Friday, June 18, 2010

Cooly McCool . . .

. . . too sexy for his socks, and making sure everyone knows it.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Freaky Feet . . .

. . . makes me a little squeamish - and kind of cartoonish at the same time.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Davinci Girls Club

There was something sort of artful about this trio.  Imagine this as the casting call for the Mona Lisa?

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

A Trip to City Hall . . .

. . . is always an adventure.  Who knew Elton John would be there?!

Monday, June 14, 2010

"It's Not Where You're From . . .

. . . it's where you're going.   It's not what you drive; it's what drives you.   It's not what's on you; it's what's in you.   It's not what you think; it's what you know." (Gatorade commercial, July 2002)
From where I'm driving, I know he needs more Gatorade.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Chicago Weather . . .

. . . plays havoc on wardrobe selection.  Too warm for socks?  Too chilly for shorts?  Big leather weekend?

Let's wear ALL of it - badly.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Oh, You Skirty Girls . . .

. . . looking like Julia Roberts on Rodeo Drive (pre-Pretty Woman make-over).

Friday, June 11, 2010

Three Strikes, You're Out . . .

Skin tight nlyon running shorts when you haven't run further than to the nearest bar.
Strike One.

Wearing your leather harness and jock under tiht clothing.  Strike Two.

Having your buzzed hair dyed in a bear claw with claw marks.  Strike Three.

You're OUT.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Little Jack Horner . . .


. . .  alone in the corner
chatting his friends up in May.
Along came a bear cub
and showed Jack his bare chub,
then off on his merry way.



Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Celine Dion, Eat Your Heart Out

DailyDON'T No. 1 - Never allow touristy restaurants to make a fool of you.  They get more enjoyment out of making fun of you than you could ever have yourself.

DailyDON'T No. 2:  Learn how to wear a lobster bib without showing your vast cleavage.  Unless you like your breasts smelling like the Chicago River later.

DailyDON'T No. 3:  Unless you are breaking into the "world's oldest profession", avoid this type of advertising on your person.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Parade Season is Upon Us . . .


Here's a DailyDON'T tip for those on the float committee . . . observe all floats from ALL angles before sending down the street?

Monday, June 7, 2010

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Love the Green Chain Link . . .

. . .  but for all etermity?  I think not.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Lo-Cal Treat . . .

. . . in Boystown?

That's the best you can do, Skinny Cow?

Friday, June 4, 2010

Love the Hair . . .

. . . hope you win (after that tragic bender accident).

Thursday, June 3, 2010

2010: The Summer of Odd Bikes . . .

. . . I think the game is on to find the strangest bike in the city.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Times Are Still Tough . . .

. . . even for Barneys New York.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Three Shades of Steve . . .

. . . couldn't make up his mind?