Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Holy Hair, Batman!

The giant "Big Boy" swoop is over.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Winter is Upon Us, Dude . . .

. . . seeing everyone else in coats, scarves & gloves wasn't a clue that you needed a coat?

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Holiday Wrap Up . . .

. . . since you've endured these visitors in your home for days, this is a good "out-the-door" check to make sure they're not coming back anytime soon.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Unwanted Holiday Visitors . . .

. . . might get the point with this not-welcome mat.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Holiday Visitors . . .

. . . can sometimes be impatient.  Make sure YOUR guests know their knock is important to you. 

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!

Mmmmmmm . BISCUITS!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Thanksgiving DON'T . . .

. . . this mat will certainly set the tone & make your holiday guests think twice before venturing in your home.

Doormat DON'T . . .

. . .besides looking like you buried your poor pooch at your front door, you'll regret it when someone trips & sues you for everything you have.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

When Travelling Today . . .

. . . this can't be a good thing.

Monday, November 22, 2010

I DON'T Get It . . .

. . . why would anyone do this?

Sunday, November 21, 2010

It's Fuzzy. It's Out of Focus. BUT . . .

. . . it makes this subject none the less scary or unidentifiable!  Now THAT'S a scary site - YIKES!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

It Was a Childhood Halloween . . .

. . . plenty of youth based memories on parade.  This one couldn't have been a more realistic match.

Yyyyyyyyabba Dabba DOO!

Friday, November 19, 2010

DON'T Parade Your Odd Obsessions . . .

. . . that lingering childhood attraction to Miss Piggy can appear a bit grim past a certain age.  And making her into a Baby Nurse doesn't make it any less creepy.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Sports Fan DON'T . . .

. . .using your child as a living facsimile of a trophy may seem to be cute at first.  but it's not so funny of someone shoots a hockey puck into the poor critter's chubbly little face.

Not to mention the poor child being scarred for life for that Hallowwen when Dad dressed him up like some neglected tin pan of Jiffy Pop.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Creativity DO . . .

. . . I applaud the effort & thought that went into this.

However - the number of people (within a certain age range) that had absolutely no idea of what or who this is, was astounding.

Can you say "feel old?"

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Parental DON'T . . .

Just the proper training for a little Prince & Princess . . . teach them to idolize an elitist,  class based society!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Navy Pier . . . Family Fun . . .

. . . oops.  Someone's going to lose their job over that.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Just in Time for the Holidays . . .

. . . how to truss up a turkey.  Sponsored by Butterball.

(And I don't believe that's a costume.)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Sesame Street Meets Halsted Street . . .

. . . and while cute a first glance, you just know there's suppressed issues going on here. 

However - very creative Bert & Oscar!

Friday, November 12, 2010

There's No Exageration There . . .

. . . none at all.   Right.  Did he think it was April Fool's Day or is he just masquerading as an online profile?

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Is This Really Necessary . . .

. . . masquerading as a top, isn't it obvious?

Notice the "six shooters", love the orange & white grips.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Now We Have Proof . . .

. . . playing with your own tail IS the Devil's game.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

No Wonder Women Fear Her . . .

. . . I would fear this coming at me, too.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Society's Downfall . . .

. . . really?

Come on.  Seriously?

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Dreading Those Dreds . . .

. . . whne they come down off that head.  Eeeiiiwwww.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Perhaps He Was Late for Dinner . . .

. . . but he missed the wardrobe ship that sailed without him entirely.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Fashion Duo . . .

. . . needs a fashion do over.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

European DON'T . . .

. . . someone get me ze Krach Schpackle!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

European DON'T . . .

. . . DON'T mess with Hildie the Frau Cow, she'll knock you into next month with that bell!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

European DON'T

. . . .alas, European's don't have any more fashion drag sense than Americans' - obviously.

Monday, November 1, 2010

European DON'T

OMG - he's wearing my sunglasses!  I'm ruined as a Fashion Icon!