DailyDON'T No. 1 - Never allow touristy restaurants to make a fool of you. They get more enjoyment out of making fun of you than you could ever have yourself.
DailyDON'T No. 2: Learn how to wear a lobster bib without showing your vast cleavage. Unless you like your breasts smelling like the Chicago River later.
DailyDON'T No. 3: Unless you are breaking into the "world's oldest profession", avoid this type of advertising on your person.
Do you really think a woman who would wear a hat like that would hide a cleavage like that?
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Way.
That cleavage is most likely the gateway to her success.
No. 4 Just because a waiter at a touristy restaurant makes you a stupid hat DOES NOT mean you have to wear it
ReplyDeleteisn't that right Tootes?
ReplyDeleteI somehow completely forgot about "Toots"!
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