Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Celine Dion, Eat Your Heart Out

DailyDON'T No. 1 - Never allow touristy restaurants to make a fool of you.  They get more enjoyment out of making fun of you than you could ever have yourself.

DailyDON'T No. 2:  Learn how to wear a lobster bib without showing your vast cleavage.  Unless you like your breasts smelling like the Chicago River later.

DailyDON'T No. 3:  Unless you are breaking into the "world's oldest profession", avoid this type of advertising on your person.

4 comments:

  1. Do you really think a woman who would wear a hat like that would hide a cleavage like that?

    No.
    Way.

    That cleavage is most likely the gateway to her success.

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  2. No. 4 Just because a waiter at a touristy restaurant makes you a stupid hat DOES NOT mean you have to wear it

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  3. I somehow completely forgot about "Toots"!

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