Ahhh Fall and the Homecoming Dance . . .

. . . not exactly what it used to be.

Hey buddy!

Who ya got in the bag, you crazy serial killer, you?

Be Prepared

and always carry some plastic forks in your back pocket.  You never know when you need them.

Costume for the Day

This was no street festival, event or party - just a simple summer Sunday afternoon. Hmmm . . . someone just saw Grey Gardens?

Celebrity Siting: Dark Lady

If I could turn back time . . . wait, she already did.

Ready to go Barney? Let's see...

Tight lace-up trunks? check.

String waist wallet? check.

Heavy boots? check.

Camera? check.

Dressing our age? . . .ooops.

Pretty in Plaid

Shopping for some bling to complete the look. What would Jen Lancaster choose...pearls?

FIRE!

Oh wait, that's just his hair. But why?

And scarier than that? The patch on his shoulder "Murder Junkies". I hope that's a band.

Leopard, leopard everywhere . . .

. . . and not a thing to wear.

• leopard belt? check.
• leopard flip-flops? check.
• leopard umbrella? check.

But exactly what did he just do with that umbrella? Bludgeon someone?!

Something Borrowed, Something Blue

Mom's showercap . . . $3

Dad's denim jacket from 1992 . . . $45

Grandpa's big dark glasses . . . $16

Pulling it all together and running away from home . . .priceless.

Headbands ARE back.

It's all there in black & white.

Va-va-va-VROOM!

Kool Katz

Krazy Daddio, Krazy.

Two Colors - One Word. . .

. . . mirror.

WOMAN OVERBOARD!

But no need to throw her a life preserver. . . those shoes can be used as a floatation device.

Water wingtips or maybe water pumps?

One more cowgirl...

Sarah Jessica Parker?

Sally Jesse Raphael?

It's the big red glasses that confused me.

I got chills...

...'cuz they're multiplyin'! Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be cowgirls.

Recession woes...

Another sign of the hard economic times? Or just lost in translation?

Xanadu...or Xanax?

Running back to the 80's or still running away from them?

And are headbands really back? yikes.

Over Accessorized

It isn't necessary that your car match your outfit.

(yes - this is his car...he moved it 3 times to get it parked)