A Formal Affair . . .

. . . on a summer's eve . . .

. . . with espadrilles?  tsk. tsk.  Perhaps she should deposit those in the STYLES waste can she just passed by?

The Count of Monte Crisco

He just looked a little greasy.

Super Hero Footwear Closeouts . . .

. . . now on clearance at DSW.

WOMAN OVERBOARD!

But no need to throw her a life preserver. . . those shoes can be used as a floatation device.

Water wingtips or maybe water pumps?