*Dash Observes Needless Tragedies...
simply intended to observe, entertain and even make us each
think a little more. No offense intended to anyone, but we could all benefit from a little extra thought . . . and perhaps a mirror next to the front door.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Now boarding for Hooterville
Skimpy clothes + big girl = DON'T
(I've spared you the shot when she bent over. Oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling.)
thanks Dash, you are so kind, it's way too early in the morning to even think about seeing her bent over.....any chance there was a huge sack of McDonalds nearby?
Oh yes - SEVERAL. They had a family picnic around that low table, overflowing with McD products. You can only imagine her leaning over to eat. I give her credit - she thoroughly cleaned the table after...that caused the unfortunate "bendover & reach" incident. I threw up a little in the back of my throat.
thanks Dash, you are so kind, it's way too early in the morning to even think about seeing her bent over.....any chance there was a huge sack of McDonalds nearby?
ReplyDeleteOh yes - SEVERAL. They had a family picnic around that low table, overflowing with McD products. You can only imagine her leaning over to eat. I give her credit - she thoroughly cleaned the table after...that caused the unfortunate "bendover & reach" incident. I threw up a little in the back of my throat.
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