*Dash Observes Needless Tragedies...
simply intended to observe, entertain and even make us each
think a little more. No offense intended to anyone, but we could all benefit from a little extra thought . . . and perhaps a mirror next to the front door.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Brought to you in Living Technicolor . . .
Two overflowing flip flops, granny's skirt, fuzzy sweater, fur-trimmed coat with her mini-tweed hon.
Seriously. As this is in writing, it is probably a legally binding document....a living will, so to speak:
If you ever see me out in public, looking that bad while holding hands with someone looking that bad...I am begging you to push me out in front of the next bus.
1. Thankfully the skirt was long as I have a feeling she is not a regular user of a razor
ReplyDelete2. I'd bet a paycheck that she's never had a pedi
3. I wonder if that mess she's with could maybe get a coat with bigger shoulder pads
4. Is he wearing sneakers? Does he think he's David Letterman?
Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAs this is in writing, it is probably a legally binding document....a living will, so to speak:
If you ever see me out in public, looking that bad while holding hands with someone looking that bad...I am begging you to push me out in front of the next bus.
Don't worry - but I think we'd push him in front of the bus & rush you to the emergency salon at Saks.
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