*Dash Observes Needless Tragedies...
simply intended to observe, entertain and even make us each
think a little more. No offense intended to anyone, but we could all benefit from a little extra thought . . . and perhaps a mirror next to the front door.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Thump Thump Thump . . .
. . . another shoe bites the dust . . .
Thump Thump Thump
and another one's down, another shoe bites the dust.
(I have yet to understand exactly how this happens.)
She said I’m going out with my girlfriends Margaritas at the Holiday Inn Lord have mercy, my only thought Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patrone Her closet’s missing half the things she’s bought Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start with kickin’ out of her shoes Loose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink
Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But Tequila makes her clothes fall off
She don’t mean nothing - she’s just havin fun Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
When you unlock this mystery please let us know.
ReplyDeleteDid the owner of the shoe, pant, sock, underwear, etc., laying in the street just become bored with them on the way home?
She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
ReplyDeleteMargaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patrone
Her closet’s missing half the things she’s bought
Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start with kickin’ out of her shoes
Loose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But Tequila makes her clothes fall off
She don’t mean nothing - she’s just havin fun
Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
so we're blaming it on the Cuervo?
ReplyDeleteTequila gets a bad rap...but it really does make a girl do things she wouldn't normally do...
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin'
AMEN, SISTA!
ReplyDeleteBut it ain't just the gals...had that effect on me once or twice.
...and that's ALL I'm sayin'