Fall Foliage Parade Week: What's a Parade . . .

. . . without polka dotted llamas?  What the #%@& ?!

Clothes So Tight . . .

. . . the local auto body shop is jealous of this paint job.  How does he breathe?

Some Days She Just Doesn't Know if She's Coming or Going . . .

. . . and if it wasn't for her "do", neither would you.

WARNING: Objects May Be Larger Than They Appear . . .

. . . will SOMEONE please buy them a rear view mirror?

Parade Dress . . .

. . . no one told her it was a casual affair?  Looks like Kimora Simmons?

That's a Whole Lotta Pink Goin' On . . .

. . . it softens his edginess, don't you think?

"A Little Crisco and Some Fishing Line and We're in Business". . .

. . . but you won't be able to put your arms down.

"If You Want It, Here It Is . . ."

". . .come and get it.  But you better hurry 'cause it's going fast."

Not fast enough.

"I dun TOL' dat bitch I's wearin' yella . . ."

". . . cuz I wuz wantin' to look all fresh & summ'ry for the POrade and den she sho's up in the XACT same colla!  WHO she think she be, tryin' to out do ME?!  She lookin' a hot mess anyway cuz dat see thru shit ain't sho'in nuthin dat nobody wants ta see!  Uh UH!!"


Oh, I LOVE a parade - but mostly for the traffic behind the scenes.