1.) Don't be playing with Dasher's sleighbells (no matter how much he likes it!)
2.) Don't call the Elves "Pocket Gays".
3.) Don't try to out-maneuver Dancer, Prancer or Comet - you will lose every time.
4.) Don't act like a Vixen all around town.
5.) Don't invite little boys to come sit on your lap.
6.) Don't buy ALL your toys at the local "love boutique".
7.) Don't go breaking Cupid's heart.
8.) Don't steal Dad's suit and use it for a Halloween costume.
9.) Don't make plans with Donner and not show (you will never hear the end of it).
10.) Don't tell everyone your little black book is really the Naughty or Nice List.
11.) Don't try out-drinking Blitzen or you end up looking like Rudolph.
And lastly . . .
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
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