Holy Hair, Batman!

The giant "Big Boy" swoop is over.

Winter is Upon Us, Dude . . .

. . . seeing everyone else in coats, scarves & gloves wasn't a clue that you needed a coat?

Holiday Wrap Up . . .

. . . since you've endured these visitors in your home for days, this is a good "out-the-door" check to make sure they're not coming back anytime soon.

Unwanted Holiday Visitors . . .

. . . might get the point with this not-welcome mat.

Holiday Visitors . . .

. . . can sometimes be impatient.  Make sure YOUR guests know their knock is important to you. 

Happy Thanksgiving!

Mmmmmmm . BISCUITS!

Thanksgiving DON'T . . .

. . . this mat will certainly set the tone & make your holiday guests think twice before venturing in your home.

Doormat DON'T . . .

. . .besides looking like you buried your poor pooch at your front door, you'll regret it when someone trips & sues you for everything you have.

When Travelling Today . . .

. . . this can't be a good thing.

I DON'T Get It . . .

. . . why would anyone do this?

It's Fuzzy. It's Out of Focus. BUT . . .

. . . it makes this subject none the less scary or unidentifiable!  Now THAT'S a scary site - YIKES!

It Was a Childhood Halloween . . .

. . . plenty of youth based memories on parade.  This one couldn't have been a more realistic match.

Yyyyyyyyabba Dabba DOO!

DON'T Parade Your Odd Obsessions . . .

. . . that lingering childhood attraction to Miss Piggy can appear a bit grim past a certain age.  And making her into a Baby Nurse doesn't make it any less creepy.

Sports Fan DON'T . . .

. . .using your child as a living facsimile of a trophy may seem to be cute at first.  but it's not so funny of someone shoots a hockey puck into the poor critter's chubbly little face.

Not to mention the poor child being scarred for life for that Hallowwen when Dad dressed him up like some neglected tin pan of Jiffy Pop.

Creativity DO . . .

. . . I applaud the effort & thought that went into this.

However - the number of people (within a certain age range) that had absolutely no idea of what or who this is, was astounding.

Can you say "feel old?"

Parental DON'T . . .

Just the proper training for a little Prince & Princess . . . teach them to idolize an elitist,  class based society!

Navy Pier . . . Family Fun . . .

. . . oops.  Someone's going to lose their job over that.

Just in Time for the Holidays . . .

. . . how to truss up a turkey.  Sponsored by Butterball.

(And I don't believe that's a costume.)

Sesame Street Meets Halsted Street . . .

. . . and while cute a first glance, you just know there's suppressed issues going on here. 

However - very creative Bert & Oscar!

There's No Exageration There . . .

. . . none at all.   Right.  Did he think it was April Fool's Day or is he just masquerading as an online profile?

Is This Really Necessary . . .

. . . masquerading as a top, isn't it obvious?

Notice the "six shooters", love the orange & white grips.

Now We Have Proof . . .

. . . playing with your own tail IS the Devil's game.

No Wonder Women Fear Her . . .

. . . I would fear this coming at me, too.

Society's Downfall . . .

. . . really?

Come on.  Seriously?

Dreading Those Dreds . . .

. . . whne they come down off that head.  Eeeiiiwwww.

Perhaps He Was Late for Dinner . . .

. . . but he missed the wardrobe ship that sailed without him entirely.

Fashion Duo . . .

. . . needs a fashion do over.

European DON'T . . .

. . . someone get me ze Krach Schpackle!

European DON'T . . .

. . . DON'T mess with Hildie the Frau Cow, she'll knock you into next month with that bell!

European DON'T

. . . .alas, European's don't have any more fashion drag sense than Americans' - obviously.

European DON'T

OMG - he's wearing my sunglasses!  I'm ruined as a Fashion Icon!