Man With Painter's Pole . . .

. . . following Inspector Clouseau.

Exactly who determines that a 5' long yellow extension pole is a "safe item" on a plane?

But my chapstick might be explosive?

Be Gone . . .

. . . before someone drops a house on YOU!

This didn't occur to her when she decided the red & white stripe stockings were a good idea?

Oh Yes, That Belt Does the Trick . . .

. . . of making her look like she just escaped from kidnappers with duct tape around her midsection.

Can You Read This NOW?

I don't know, but I'd be having a serious conversation with my Optometrist right about now.  Seriously.

Airport Bar . . .

. . . another beer at 10 AM?  I know air travel is no longer glamourous, exciting or even fun, but am I missing something?

Airport Bar . . .

. . . a beer at 7 AM?  Really?

Fuzzy Wuzzy All in Pink . . .

. . . had to match her child, clothes & bags, you think?

Holiday Shopping DON'T #2 . . .

. . . when capturing some of the Holiday cheer, try not to make innocent bystanders appear to be caught in an impromptu mug shot.

This one's on me.  Ooops!

It Occurred to Me . . .

. . . I thought I had seen yesterday's subject before.  Of course!  It was his Halloween costume that was undeniably him.

Streetwear? Loungewear?

. . . this poor chap has trouble distinguishing between them.  Personally I think it comes down to DON'T wear.

Holiday Singing DON'T . .

. . . when preparing to Fa La La during ANY holiday season, it's generally wise NOT to dye your hair to match the signature holiday color.

Holiday Shopping DON'T #1 . . .

. . . and it's no better from the front.

Holiday Shopping DON'T #1 . . .

. . . alas, yesterday's post was too late for this chap.  His fleshy-pink tone cords are a fine example of what not to buy, give . . . or wear.

Holiday Shopping DON'T #1. . .

. . . the stress of finding the perfect gift or holiday party ensemble can cause us to overlook certain details, such as making sure the appropriate merchandise is actually under the correct sign.

Think before you buy.