Man With Painter's Pole . . .

. . . following Inspector Clouseau.

Exactly who determines that a 5' long yellow extension pole is a "safe item" on a plane?

But my chapstick might be explosive?

Be Gone . . .

. . . before someone drops a house on YOU!

This didn't occur to her when she decided the red & white stripe stockings were a good idea?

Oh Yes, That Belt Does the Trick . . .

. . . of making her look like she just escaped from kidnappers with duct tape around her midsection.

Can You Read This NOW?

I don't know, but I'd be having a serious conversation with my Optometrist right about now.  Seriously.

Airport Bar . . .

. . . another beer at 10 AM?  I know air travel is no longer glamourous, exciting or even fun, but am I missing something?

Airport Bar . . .

. . . a beer at 7 AM?  Really?

Fuzzy Wuzzy All in Pink . . .

. . . had to match her child, clothes & bags, you think?

Holiday Shopping DON'T #2 . . .

. . . when capturing some of the Holiday cheer, try not to make innocent bystanders appear to be caught in an impromptu mug shot.

This one's on me.  Ooops!

It Occurred to Me . . .

. . . I thought I had seen yesterday's subject before.  Of course!  It was his Halloween costume that was undeniably him.

Streetwear? Loungewear?

. . . this poor chap has trouble distinguishing between them.  Personally I think it comes down to DON'T wear.

Holiday Singing DON'T . .

. . . when preparing to Fa La La during ANY holiday season, it's generally wise NOT to dye your hair to match the signature holiday color.

Holiday Shopping DON'T #1 . . .

. . . and it's no better from the front.

Holiday Shopping DON'T #1 . . .

. . . alas, yesterday's post was too late for this chap.  His fleshy-pink tone cords are a fine example of what not to buy, give . . . or wear.

Holiday Shopping DON'T #1. . .

. . . the stress of finding the perfect gift or holiday party ensemble can cause us to overlook certain details, such as making sure the appropriate merchandise is actually under the correct sign.

Think before you buy.

Holy Hair, Batman!

The giant "Big Boy" swoop is over.

Winter is Upon Us, Dude . . .

. . . seeing everyone else in coats, scarves & gloves wasn't a clue that you needed a coat?

Holiday Wrap Up . . .

. . . since you've endured these visitors in your home for days, this is a good "out-the-door" check to make sure they're not coming back anytime soon.

Unwanted Holiday Visitors . . .

. . . might get the point with this not-welcome mat.

Holiday Visitors . . .

. . . can sometimes be impatient.  Make sure YOUR guests know their knock is important to you. 

Happy Thanksgiving!

Mmmmmmm . BISCUITS!

Thanksgiving DON'T . . .

. . . this mat will certainly set the tone & make your holiday guests think twice before venturing in your home.

Doormat DON'T . . .

. . .besides looking like you buried your poor pooch at your front door, you'll regret it when someone trips & sues you for everything you have.

When Travelling Today . . .

. . . this can't be a good thing.

I DON'T Get It . . .

. . . why would anyone do this?

It's Fuzzy. It's Out of Focus. BUT . . .

. . . it makes this subject none the less scary or unidentifiable!  Now THAT'S a scary site - YIKES!

It Was a Childhood Halloween . . .

. . . plenty of youth based memories on parade.  This one couldn't have been a more realistic match.

Yyyyyyyyabba Dabba DOO!

DON'T Parade Your Odd Obsessions . . .

. . . that lingering childhood attraction to Miss Piggy can appear a bit grim past a certain age.  And making her into a Baby Nurse doesn't make it any less creepy.

Sports Fan DON'T . . .

. . .using your child as a living facsimile of a trophy may seem to be cute at first.  but it's not so funny of someone shoots a hockey puck into the poor critter's chubbly little face.

Not to mention the poor child being scarred for life for that Hallowwen when Dad dressed him up like some neglected tin pan of Jiffy Pop.

Creativity DO . . .

. . . I applaud the effort & thought that went into this.

However - the number of people (within a certain age range) that had absolutely no idea of what or who this is, was astounding.

Can you say "feel old?"

Parental DON'T . . .

Just the proper training for a little Prince & Princess . . . teach them to idolize an elitist,  class based society!

Navy Pier . . . Family Fun . . .

. . . oops.  Someone's going to lose their job over that.

Just in Time for the Holidays . . .

. . . how to truss up a turkey.  Sponsored by Butterball.

(And I don't believe that's a costume.)

Sesame Street Meets Halsted Street . . .

. . . and while cute a first glance, you just know there's suppressed issues going on here. 

However - very creative Bert & Oscar!

There's No Exageration There . . .

. . . none at all.   Right.  Did he think it was April Fool's Day or is he just masquerading as an online profile?

Is This Really Necessary . . .

. . . masquerading as a top, isn't it obvious?

Notice the "six shooters", love the orange & white grips.

Now We Have Proof . . .

. . . playing with your own tail IS the Devil's game.

No Wonder Women Fear Her . . .

. . . I would fear this coming at me, too.

Society's Downfall . . .

. . . really?

Come on.  Seriously?

Dreading Those Dreds . . .

. . . whne they come down off that head.  Eeeiiiwwww.

Perhaps He Was Late for Dinner . . .

. . . but he missed the wardrobe ship that sailed without him entirely.

Fashion Duo . . .

. . . needs a fashion do over.

European DON'T . . .

. . . someone get me ze Krach Schpackle!

European DON'T . . .

. . . DON'T mess with Hildie the Frau Cow, she'll knock you into next month with that bell!

European DON'T

. . . .alas, European's don't have any more fashion drag sense than Americans' - obviously.

European DON'T

OMG - he's wearing my sunglasses!  I'm ruined as a Fashion Icon!

European DON'T . . .

Big steins can lead to big SPLATS.  

Airport Group Therapy

There's a wealth of stories here, I just know it.

Airport Celebrities . . .

. . . we're obviously in the presence of greatness here . . .  if only in HIS mind.

Meanwhile, his Personal Assistant is getting his only meal of the day.

Charles Dickens is Alive & Well . . .

. . . and flying in & out of St. Louis?!

St. Louis Woman . . .

. . . even if this wasn't so blurry, the impact would be the same.  This gent has a style all his own.

(yes, I said "gent")