It's Hard When Beloved Fido Goes . . .

. . . but you've got to let go and DON'T drag him around town!

NOTICE:  No animals were harmed in the taking of this photo.

The 5 Second Rule . . .

. . . these are a LOT of decisions to make within those infamous 5 seconds!

DailyDON'T Weekend Tip . . .

. . . paused to watch this sleeveless man with groceries cross the street in 10 degree weather at 2pm and walk right into Kit Kat Lounge & Supper Club.

Kitchen staff?  Ummm . . . I wouldn't eat there.  Who knows if he puts on a shirt or just loses the cut-off hoodie?

Waiter, is that pit hair in my soup?

Love Bites . . .

. . . when the one on the right is head-over-heals-Lady-GaGa for the jackass on the left.

Love is blind.

Not an Accurate Representation of . . . WHAT?!

Not an accurate representation of good taste, either!

This is So DON'T . . .

. . . it's almost a DO!

This is What Happens When . . .

. . . you let the women at the party play with your wooden blocks.

Friar Tuck's is Becoming a Favorite . . .

. . . it's Sunday morning - did YOU pass by this sign today?

Saturday Morning Pancakes . . . Mmmmmmm

A nice idea, until you read the Perfect Pancake directions. 


excerpt:
". . . CAUTION: Please keep pet birds out of kitchen.  Birds respiratory systems are sensative to many fumes, including the fumes from extremely overheated nonstick pans."


Seriously?!   Birds???  What about the recipe on page 7 for "Chick In a Basket 1-2-3" ?  How does that work?

Don't Cry for Them, Argentina

Is the touring company of Evita back in town for another run?

Is that . . .

. . . Fidel Castro?!

The Lady in Shreds

Good thing the jeans were high waisted.

Dirty Dancin' . . .

. . . leads to fallin' pantsin'.

They're Just Plaid About Each Other

Good to know he supports something . . .

. . . wonder if his wife knows?

Where was THIS shot in December???

It could have been a good "12 DON'TS of Christmas" . . .

Four Golden Cheeks?
Threeway A-Searching?
Two Girdled Butts?

or just "A Hot Mess in a Walmart"?

In THIS Neighborhood?

. . . are they kidding?!  Perhaps that's why the need for the armoured car.

It's Good to be the Police!

Is there such a thing as a Citizen's Ticket?!?!?   Grrrrr.

Another Good Reason to Have a Dog . . .

. . . when a pooch goes sniffing for the jacket instead of the butt you know something is up.  HEY, I think there must be a Krispy Kreme in his pocket!

I'm Sticking with This Guy . . .

. . . I'm all about a Krispy Kreme Challenge.  It's something in which I can excel!!!

Too bad buildings don't have mirrors . . .

. . . or it might have seen how much it over-accessorized for the holidays.

Funny Sign . . .

. . . but it might be just the place for the next 36 hours.

Time to go . . .

. . . it's over.  Really.  Take them down now.

Sex Sells . . .

. . . or are they selling sex?  Hard to tell.

Surround Yourself With Fashionable Friends

Chipotle Man on the left, Sloppy Joe on the right . . . who's hungry?

Where Did He get Those Pants?

My bet?
Chipotle.

There's Got to Be a Morning After . . .

Just waiting for Shelley Winters to swim by.

Jeremiah Johnson Joyous for Perrier Jouet?

Even the mountain men like a little bubbly on New Year's Eve.