What is He Thinking?

At first glance, perhaps he's pondering the truck parked on the snow bank (he could smell the testosterone).  However he stood there suck a long time, I wondered what was going through his mind . . .

"I'm standing here, posing in front of Crew because I am so hot.

"I look so cool & tough because I can stand here without my coat."

"I look so good in this outfit with my jeans just casually "jujshed" into the top of my boots."

"I must look really good because that whole table in the window of Crew is all looking at me!"