European DON'T . . .

Big steins can lead to big SPLATS.  

Airport Group Therapy

There's a wealth of stories here, I just know it.

Airport Celebrities . . .

. . . we're obviously in the presence of greatness here . . .  if only in HIS mind.

Meanwhile, his Personal Assistant is getting his only meal of the day.

Charles Dickens is Alive & Well . . .

. . . and flying in & out of St. Louis?!

St. Louis Woman . . .

. . . even if this wasn't so blurry, the impact would be the same.  This gent has a style all his own.

(yes, I said "gent")

Holy Headwear, Batman!

. . . from head to toe - ZOWIE!

Fall Foliage Parade Week: The Latest in Health Care . .

. . . Dr. Jed Clampett.

Fall Foliage Parade Week: World's Smallest Float . . .

. . . with the world's tiniest effort.   Really?  That's the best you can do?

Fall Foliage Parade Week: What is it with All The Tiny Ponies?

. . . can't they find full grown horses around here???  Or did they eat them all?

Fall Foliage Parade Week: My Little Pony . . .

. . . needs to call the NASPCA.

Fall Foliage Parade Week: Call Jim Henson . . .

. . . this is a severe case of Kermit abuse.

Fall Foliage Parade Week: What's a Parade . . .

. . . without polka dotted llamas?  What the #%@& ?!

Fall Foliage Parade Week: Perhaps I'm old Fashioned . . .

. . . but didn't the Marching Band Flag Corps used to dress in sequins & boots?  And have precision moves?

Apparently, the standards are not the same any longer.

Fall Foliage Parade Week: Proper Breeding is SO Important . . .

. . . for those little Britney Spears wannabes.

Hello? The 80's Called . . .

. . . they want their spring jacket back - and they're issuing a violation for improper use.

Easy There, Cowboy . . .

. . . you already missed the rodeo.  It was in August.

Low Riders . . .

. . . I still don't get it.  Do you purposely buy long t-shirts?  And how long does it take to learn "the walk" to keep those britches from falling to the ground?

Religion Today . . .

. . . just what is it they are worshipping?  An ATM?  Seriously?!

That Big Bag . . .

. . . and this man couldn't find anything better to wear?

Scranton, PA Airport

Did this man get his shoes from a recycled restaurant supply outlet?  Looks like ketchup & mustard bottle shoes.

Back Mountain, PA

Earth and Wears looks charming at first glance . . . until you notice that the shop next door is a gun shop.   yikes.

I'm Still Trying to Forget . . .

. . . this one.

This Man Made the Dreadful Mistake . . .

. . . of using Photoshop instead of his mirror.  He accidently put some kids legs on his torso.

Krazy Kicks . . .

. . . cross no Fashion Finish Line.

I Can't Wait . . .

. . . for the "bad boot with dresses" trend to DIE a horrible death.

A Pretty Girl . . .

. . . can make bad choices, too.  Pity.

Heads or Tails . . .

. . . regardless of the flip or the stakes, this guy loses.

How Does One Hoola Hoop . . .

. . . with a TAIL?!

More importantly, WHY is he wearing a tail?!

Backpacks Aren't the Only Misdemeanor Going On . . .

. . . I recommend a 360 mirror here.

Contrary to Popular Belief . . .

. . . this doesn't only happen on Halstead Street.  The straights do it, too.

Santa's Summer Look . . .

. . . really says ho - ho - HO.