Trifecta: Frumpy Fashion

. . . it's always nice to have that little touch of pink from head to toe.  And shoulder seams down to your armpits & shirt tails down to your thighs confidently say "I'm a slouch".

I Can't Prove a Thing . . .

. . . but I think this troup is on their way to the Country Corral - one way or another.

Those Frills & Flowers & Buttons & Bows . . .

. . . go very well with those sags & wrinkles & gluttons & ho's.

Jerkin' Jerkin' Jerkin' . . .

. . . it's a dance movement?  Right?   Really?

What's next? 
Bacon! Bacon!! Bacon!!!  ?

Let's Get Physical . . .

. . . perhaps this man has a leftover penchant for Olivia Newton John? (and aqua)

L.A. Attractions . . .

. . . when Hollywood's obsession with weight killed the donut demand, Randy got more creative.

Gucci Guy . . .

. . . really?  You can wear that without laughing?

Return to the Country Corral . . .

. . . and is it possible that these two are even larger?

Biker Chick Corner . . .

. . . it was a busy, high traffic day.

So Confused . . .

. . . and I mean me.  Ummm - her.  Uhhh - him?

Well - I just don't know anymore.

Clothes So Tight . . .

. . . the local auto body shop is jealous of this paint job.  How does he breathe?

A dailyDON'T reader Poll . . .

. . . when are men's pony tails no longer age appropriate?

Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi, Se Soir?

Oh yeah baby!

If you're going to dress like Moulin Rouge, you need to own it.   Done.

"The Sartorialist" Fans . . .

. . . meet The Satirist.

I'd love to see what he has captured with that camera as we wrap up another Fashion Weak.

Little Black Dress...Timeless.

. . . little peek-a-boo sheer . . . Tantilizing.

. . . little penis earrings . . . Tasteless.

But I bet she's going to "make it work" for her later tonight.

From the House of Shred . . .

. . . the latest in funeral fashion.  Eee-gads!

A Near Fashion Collision . . .

. . . of bad hits worse.

The fedora trend should come with age limits, and motorbikes should come with geek restrictions.

The Kilt . . .

. . . is killing me AND fashion.

But he did put the whole look together, he deserves that credit.

Black Tights are Black Frights . . .

. . . is that electrical tape mummifying her legs?  However, you have to love the attitude as she struts.

Spring 2011 is All About Pattern . . .

. . . at least that's what someone told HIM.  But as you know in fashion, one day you're in, the next day you're OUT.


Let's just say he's a few days ahead...

Donna Saran on the Runway . . .

. . . with an ensemble that surpasses the ultimate stretch-n-seal wrap.

In fact, I don't think industrial shrink wrap is that tight.

Jersey Shores is Big on the Runway . . .

. . . too bad they took a wrong turn & ended up in Chicago.

His t-shirt is bigger than her whole dress!

Dog Days of Summer . . .

. . . come on, how lazy can you really be?  Aren't there enough rug-rat strollers in the hood already without using them for the pooch & groceries?

And how about the roadwhore behind her with the mattress on the car.  Subtle.

Labor Day is EVERY Day . . .

. . . for this poor young woman's bra. 
Take a backseat to these, Miss Dolly Parton.  ZOINKS!

As We Close Another Chicago Summer . . .

. . . many thanks to all of the wonderful DailyDON'T subjects this season.  But never fear - Fashion Weak is only 3 days away.

Happy Labor Day!

DO NOT ENTER . . .

. . . if you're wearing those pants.  Seriously?

It Was Only a Matter of Time . . .

. . . before paper shredders became a popular fashion house tool.

There's just a whole bunch of hot messes here.

Client's of . . .

. . . the Jim Henson Salon & Design Studio, circa Fraggle Rock period.

Crack Spackle . . .

. . . it's not just for plumbers anymore.

Back To School . . .

. . . love this season of new plaid skirts.  Make it work!