Your Friendly Neighborhood Pharmacy . . .

. . . that thought hanging bloody bandages  as Halloween decorations over the prescription waiting area was a good idea.  NOT.

Mrs. Lovett's Cupcake Shoppe

I'd stay away from the Red Velvet cupcakes, if I were you.  Who knows WHO is in them?!

Truth in Advertising

Apparently, they are.

Tequila - not just making your clothes fall off anymore.

Then THIS Little Pumpkin . . .

. . .puked his guts out.  Literally.

R.I.P. Punkin' Head

Then This Little Pumpkin said . . .

"Hey, this looked just like tequila - except for that little skull and cross-bones on the bottle."

This Little Pumpkin said. . .

"Let's drink Tequila for Halloween!"

Yet again. . .

Happy
F@#$%&G
Halloween.

Give me a break!

Saturday, October 24th . . .

Happy
F@#$%*G
Halloween.

You put rat poison in the baby's bottle?!?!

Well, it looked just like Skinny & Sweet. . . except for the little skull and cross bones on the baby.

The Incredible Shrinking Man . . .

. . . or woman?  if that scarf gets any longer it will be a hazard.

Extreme Makeover . . .

. . . with only a quick dash into your neighborhood Border's Books!

Earth to Space - over.

Is he really talking to the spaceman on his tee shirt?

Two Cops Walk into a Bar . . .

. . . ummmm this can't be good.

HEY! Has anybody seen my butt?!

If he'd only looked in the mirror before he left, he might have realized spending less time with accessories allows him to remember the important things.

A Sabbath Family Stroll

. . . down Halsted Street?  And is that a tricked out stroller or a 4-wheeler conversion?  I can't decide.

Or could it be the Von Trapp's!?

Extreme Accessorizing

Don't you love it when you find neon signs to match your hair?

A Study in Black: The Next American Stars

While these two chat excitedly about what they are doing for their audition, the two lovelys in the background are thinking they've just spotted celebrities!

( I'm just wondering how to swipe that Ann Sathers bag because I just know there are cinnamon rolls inside! )

Preppy Plaid Cargo Shorts? No.

Dark socks with white sneakers?  No.

Smiling at me after I took his picture because he thought he was hot?  Funny.

The Hobbit Brothers

Baby it's cold outside . . .

. . . they remembered to take blankets but forgot their COATS?

Excuse me - it's only October 10th . . .

. . . not October 31st.

DailyDON'T Litter

Busy times for people.  Even squeezing in time for lunch is a challenge at times.  Someone had to dash off to a meeting?  Or perhaps they just realized they lost their perfectly good pickle.

DailyDON'T Litter

I've become intrigued by the things cast away by people.  Now why do you suppose someone threw away a perfectly good pickle?

Busted by the baby . . .

. . . Dad is wearing his daughter like a bad accessory, Mom's shorts are WAY too short, and yet they still hog the sidewalk with that stroller filled with junk.  Where do they think they are, WalMart?

Not a care in the world . . .

. . . as these two oblivious souls stroll EVER so s-l-o-w-l-y up the street, weaving like drunk drivers and effectively blocking the entire sidewalk.   Grrrrrrrrrrr . . .

Now I understand . . .

. . . even though I know I may catch some flack for this, it's FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTPlguKEK2s

A Big Ass Martini for everyone . . .

. . . but who orders a Dirty Girl Scout or Jock Itch Martini?  And what's in those?!

Marshall Dillon parked his saddle out by the hitching post.

Ahhh Fall and the Homecoming Dance . . .

. . . not exactly what it used to be.

The "Wrong Brothers" Strike Again

Give them credit for trying a more "green" mode of transportation?

Hello, world, hear the song that we're singin' . . .

. . . C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
. . . We'll make you happy!
 
(omg - it's Keith Partridge!!!)

Hey buddy!

Who ya got in the bag, you crazy serial killer, you?