Teach our children well . . .

Rule #1:  They can be completely self-centered and take the entire sidewalk with no regard for anyone else.

If you have to ask . . .

. . . yes, it's out of style.  Unless you want to look like a preppy bell.

Law & Disorder Chicago

Not sure why . . . but someone is in trouble and ending up stuffed in the back of that van.  I just know it.

Now boarding for Hooterville

Skimpy clothes + big girl = DON'T

(I've spared you the shot when she bent over.  Oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling.)

Sometimes it's true what they say . . .

. . . about owners looking like their dogs.

Wouldn't it be funny if . . .

. . . this owner woke up to find the City Trash Collectors thought this was his garbage?

I've had some bad starts . . .

. . . but this is one rough morning!

Be Prepared

and always carry some plastic forks in your back pocket.  You never know when you need them.

The Addams Family Update

Wednesday & Pugsley . . . all grown up.  Well, sort of.

I have just one word . . .

. . . condoms.

DailyDON'T Litter

OUCH!  I wonder what their face looked like?

Pole Dancing?

Don't try this at home.  On second thought, don't try this in public, either.

New Job Posting

Hmmmm - I just bet they can!

Move Away from the Affy Tapples

before someone notices you stole the striped awning.

Must Buy Shoes. Must Buy Shoes. Must Buy Shoes.

. . . even if you just rolled out of bed to go get them.


TIP:  grab a hat.  Please.

Honey Bunches of Pants

There's just nothing good about the fit.  Even fully extended, they were 5" off the ground.

September Issue

She saw the movie . . .











. . . but did she read the magazine?

J Shoes . . . now on sale - ooops?

The JIG is up for these J Shoes . . . look at the comparative price.

When speaking at a professional conference,

it might be a good idea to consult with a professional stylist.

Home Alone?

Did this mom forget something? Is she planning ahead? Or does she just enjoy hogging the sidewalks?

She took a wrong turn at Boystown . . .

. . .this girl ain't gettin' NO satisfaction from these guys. They'd rather play with their toys. I just wish one of them would tuck her tag.

And some folks could use a mirror OUTSIDE

. . . go ahead and water the lawn, my give a damn's busted.

DON'T* You Love . . .

. . . receiving a totally unsolicited compliment from a complete stranger on the street when you're having a kind of tough day? It's great - until you get home, open your mailbox & find a personally addressed invitation to a new retirement home. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Jesus is Coming . . .

. . . via the Red Line?

No Turn on Red . . .

. . . and there's a good reason for that law . . .

. . . too bad he broke it.

DailyHUH?

I'd like to meet this Boudreaux . . . he obviously has a good sense of humor.

Wonder if he's coming out with a Butt Brush next? And of course, Butt Floss?

DailyDON'T Litter

Whatever happened to Victoria Frenchi?

Check your milk cartons . . .

DailyDON'T Litter

OMG - Who would throw THIS away?!?!

What I wouldn't give for an endless supply of these little suckers.

Call for Delivery?

That's quite a menu . . . I'll have the hot breakfast with a side of smiles, but hold the natural gas.

Lots-O-Mocha-Lotta Man

Hair, glasses, striped shirt, sweat pants (yes, stretch waist), socks & shoes - all a perfect mocha match. It took some effort to look like this! But it's a good "build-up".

Signs of Fall

Festivals end, sweaters some out and - ooops -

remnants of the fun lay discarded in the street.

Uuhhh . . . just what it that with those beads?