Little Boy Blue

All grown up?

Pick a Hat, Any Hat

dailyDON'T Double here:

• I think the guy in the foreground just robbed Chase Bank on his way to brunch.

• Hey you in the back - you had time to put on two (or more) hats but no pants?!

The Count of Monte Crisco

He just looked a little greasy.

Costume for the Day

This was no street festival, event or party - just a simple summer Sunday afternoon. Hmmm . . . someone just saw Grey Gardens?

A Random Act of Fun

Don't cha just love a good impromtu marching band? Don't cha?

Our future . . .

. . . well, maybe tomorrow.

Mixed Messages?

How many signs & mixed messages can YOU find in this shot? Ooops - I think there might be a pedestrian under that truck?

A Mayor DaleyDON'T

Poor parking meter preparing to join the homeless.

Preaching to the Choir . . .

. . . after all, this IS Boystown.

Satin is the New Black

...again?

His Mirror, Mirror on the Wall . . .

. . . suffers from severe schizophrenia.

I'll be Back to Pick Ya' Up Later!

Wasn't it aleady later?

Super Hero Footwear Closeouts . . .

. . . now on clearance at DSW.

Daily DOUBLE-DON'T*

• Never let your friends know you aren't wearing underwear at a street festival.

• Never wear shoes made by Lincoln Logs.

Bad Hair Day

Good thing he can return it to the store.

Twisted Sister

It's all fun & games . . . until Big Sis can't get up.

Fuzzy Wuzzy . . .

Hats by Jim Henson, the early years.

Hard times for everyone . . .

. . . but when you risk losing your pants, make sure you're not wearing your granny's panties.

911? Someone stole my pants!

Obviously someone stole his brain, too.

Mirror, mirror on the wall . . . sigh

Celebrity Siting: Dark Lady

If I could turn back time . . . wait, she already did.

Celebrity Siting

Anna Nicole Smith is not gone . . . but most of her tee shirt is.

Ready to go Barney? Let's see...

Tight lace-up trunks? check.

String waist wallet? check.

Heavy boots? check.

Camera? check.

Dressing our age? . . .ooops.

Pretty in Plaid

Shopping for some bling to complete the look. What would Jen Lancaster choose...pearls?

FIRE!

Oh wait, that's just his hair. But why?

And scarier than that? The patch on his shoulder "Murder Junkies". I hope that's a band.

The Old Twinks Home?

. . . just DON'T.

Chanel No. 5

These pants are riding a little too far up his "Chanel".

DailyDON'T Tip:

When the waistband rolls back over the belt, stay away from the free chicken wing buffet a bit more often.

Leopard, leopard everywhere . . .

. . . and not a thing to wear.

• leopard belt? check.
• leopard flip-flops? check.
• leopard umbrella? check.

But exactly what did he just do with that umbrella? Bludgeon someone?!

Little Shelby's Entourage

per request . . here's the whole street-clogging, self absorbed, ear splitting scene.

Their chatter, screeching & wails pierced through the heaviest of dance beats.

Exactly when do you decide small children & a stroller are a good idea?

Drink your juice, Shelby

. . . then you can have some of Mommy's cigarette.

WRONG!

"python's hot right now" but not THIS hot.

I couldn't even think of getting a full frontal shot on this...it was just TOO wrong.

Something Borrowed, Something Blue

Mom's showercap . . . $3

Dad's denim jacket from 1992 . . . $45

Grandpa's big dark glasses . . . $16

Pulling it all together and running away from home . . .priceless.