Pink Pageantry . . .

. . . the Brits called & want their flag back.  It doesn't go with thsoe shorts.

That's a Whole Lotta Pink Goin' On . . .

. . . it softens his edginess, don't you think?

NEW on dailyDON'T This Summer . . .

. . . Desperate Barflies of Chicago.

Meet Random Randy (named for obvious reasons).  Under dressed and over accessorized, his spider pose in the corner means trouble for an unsuspecting barfly.

A Formal Affair . . .

. . . on a summer's eve . . .

. . . with espadrilles?  tsk. tsk.  Perhaps she should deposit those in the STYLES waste can she just passed by?

Baby Got Back . . .

. . . both ends of the "back accessory" spectrum.

Both dailyDON'Ts.

At What Point in Life . . .

. . . do dreadlocks become age inappropriate?

I'd say about 20 years ago. 

Preppy Meets Frankenkilt Meets Bob the Builder . . .

. . . all in one outfit.
How does he do it?

Woman to the Right . . .

. . . one shoe off in a previous photo was only the start of a total melt-down.

By all means plop down and block half the sidewalk, you know how that thrills me.

Do These Socks Make My Butt Look Big?

Yes.
And so do those shorts.
And the wide black band on your tube top.
And those underlying magenta streaks in your hair direct everyone's eye to it immediately.

The Abominable Snow Woman . . .

. . . if she shaved everything but her head & calves.

For God's sake - it's a hot June day, woman!!!   I need a shower after seeing that.

"A Little Crisco and Some Fishing Line and We're in Business". . .

. . . but you won't be able to put your arms down.

Super Hero?

. . . or Super Mess?
One more layer & she'll melt faster than the Wicked Witch of the West.

Back to School . . .

. . . but poor little Gloria was just so much taller than the other children on the playground.

Just a Sunday Kind of Day

Too cute to pass up, but how can that litle guy sleep through all of that racket?

"It Looked Just Like Skinny & Sweet . . . "

. . . except for the skull an crossbones on his chest.  OH - and the long twisty tri-tone Michael Bolton hair.

"If You Want It, Here It Is . . ."

". . .come and get it.  But you better hurry 'cause it's going fast."

Not fast enough.

"Hello Kitty: Part Deux" by Special Request

For a dear & loyal reader . . .

. . . meow.

Say "Hello Kitty" . . .

. . . but if the tail is all that's left, maybe it's more accurate to say Goodbye Kitty?

Either way, say goodbye to my lunch.  Ack.

Biker Wannabes . . .

. . . are so interesting.  What goes through their mind each day as they dress?

• 
  
  "It's warm outside - so a pony tail is cooler with my red bandana."
• 
  
  "My wallet with the heavy chain is too cumbersome, so I'll use this lightweight decorative one."
• 
  
  "I scuffed my good biker boots with that darn bike chain last time, so tennis shoes it is."
• 
  
  "Dang - my jeans shrank.  I'll just roll them up - OH! - and they show off my tattoo - yeah that's good!"

A Comedy of Tragic Errors . . .

. . . or a Tragedy of Comic Errors?

"I dun TOL' dat bitch I's wearin' yella . . ."

". . . cuz I wuz wantin' to look all fresh & summ'ry for the POrade and den she sho's up in the XACT same colla!  WHO she think she be, tryin' to out do ME?!  She lookin' a hot mess anyway cuz dat see thru shit ain't sho'in nuthin dat nobody wants ta see!  Uh UH!!"


Oh, I LOVE a parade - but mostly for the traffic behind the scenes.

A Good Idea . . .

. . . and an easy decision for her to make in this crowd.

Dancing in the Street . . .

. . . it's almost too much to take in.

Ratty Sally Struthers . . .

. . . time took it's toll and the Thigh Master just isn't selling like it did.

Briefs or Boxers?

In this case, neither is a good choice.

Clueless in Chicago . . .

. . . Blonde Jovi should give it up.

While Trolling Through the Park One Day . . .

. . . not completely sure this wasn't a Walk of Shame.

I Need Some Crack Spackle Here!

. . . better make that the industrial size.

The Roar of the Jungle . . .

. . . she be Sheba by She by Sheree'.

Pick One . . .

. . . I dare you.

Betty White is in the Area . . .

. . . and as summery as a bumble bee!

That Was Then, This is Now . . .

Summer 2009 . . .
















Summer 2010 . . .
He shed a couple of pounds, let the hair go natural (really?)

But where does she find all those bikini's with industrial strength strings?